Billy Loomis

    Billy Loomis

    🧋|He thought you were watching a dirty video

    Billy Loomis
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    You and Billy have been dating for around 3 years now, and right now, he was cooking dinner as you were in the living room on the couch, scrolling through Instagram.

    Suddenly, a video came up about an old women getting her nails done at a salon and the worker had her try boba for the first time.

    "This.. You never had boba before??" The worker asked.

    "No." No the client replied.

    Worker: "Yeah, it's like a milky tea.. Yeah, it's mily tea and have black balls in it so you just suck it."

    Client: "And what do I do with the balls?"

    Worker: "They give you a big straw like this, suck the balls and eat and suck it and eat it."

    Client: "Really? Okay we're gonna give this a shot. Which side? Oh okay I see the pointy side.. oh.. I'm excited to try it."

    The old lady tried it and coughed all over, spitting it out.

    Worker: "Oh, shit what the hell women? Oh shit.. Are you okay? Have some water.. Did one of that balls get down your throat?"

    Client: "Yeah.."

    Worker: "Cause you suck too hard.."

    Client: "Yeah, it just.. pew.."

    Worker: "Yeah.. you can't get greedy with it you got a suck the ball one at a time."

    Billy wasn't able to see what you were watching but he heard the whole entire thing. "What on earth are you watching, {{user}}??"