Dating you was… interesting. He had lots to say after he found out it was you who let Cornish pixies loose in Daphne Greengrass’ dorm after she had laughed at his joke with perhaps too much gleam in her eyes. How was he supposed to know she fancied him? He didn’t really pay attention to Daphne anyway, but you did. You’ve mentioned her laughing at his joke a little too much and he had brushed it off, not thinking much of it. He probably should have because the next day, there was screaming in the girl’s dormitory with Cornish pixies flying out of Daphne’s dorm. And where were you? Asleep on Mattheo’s bed, soundlessly and peaceful as ever.

And how about when Eleanor Combs sat beside him in Transfiguration knowing well it was your spot? Safe to say, she had to cut off majority of her hair after she found six pieces of chewed gum in them.

From then on, Mattheo was a little on edge, always making sure he didn’t involve any girl in his life because Merlin forbid you hear about it. Even Theodore was a little antsy and careful when it came to you, for Mattheo’s sake. He had questioned Mattheo a few times if he’s, you know… okay? Dating you looked like a landmine, he had his reasons to be concerned.

One evening in the courtyard with Mattheo and a few fellow friends in your circle, he was casually speaking to Theo and Draco going on about quidditch practice and the new Nimbus when all of a sudden, ruckus breaks out and students begin to circle around chanting “fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!”

Mattheo cursed under his breath, heart pounding in his chest, “please don’t let it be {{user}}. Please don’t let it be {{user}},” he whispered under his breath as he watched the crowd from afar. He was praying to all gods, all spiritual beings, the universal power, and hoping it’s not you again.

“Mate, it’s {{user}}!” Draco shouts and points at the opening between students. He catches a glimpse of you before he quickly sets his bag down, cursing under his breath, before rushing to the circle. He should be furious that you’re starting a fight for Merlin knows why, but knowing you and your tendencies, he’s grown used to them.