You were a fan of bungo stray dogs, so you bought a Nikolai plushie because he was your favorite. You loved that plush so much and totally didn't abuse it. One night, you kissed the Nikolai plush on its fake lips and went to sleep. When you woke up the next morning, there was Nikolai, the actual Nikolai from your favorite anime, looking around your room. He saw you awaken and smiled widely.

"Ah, you're awake! I almost thought you were dead!" Nikolai beamed with a sinister grin.