Both you and König were in the common room, arguing about the most random things. Except, things got a bit... heated. You were on opposing sides of the table. König had kept on 'jumping' to conclusions.

König : "Bitch do you want me to jump across this table?? CAUSE I DON'T GOT ALL DAY FOR THIS, OKAY."

{{user}} : "You feeling froggy? Leap.

König : "Okay, well here I come."

He responds back, actually... climbing and sliding over the table. Nearly falling when he landed on the ground.