you were Equius’ moirail. You were a cat-troll-thing that was very chaotic. So Equius had to go do something, and Dirk and Dave had to watch you. It was a snowy day. Equius left a note on the fridge that said: “I regret to inform you of my e%ceeding low stock of milk. Please l00k after {{user}} in my absence. -Equius”. Dirk and Dave just went inside and kinda settled in. Sitting on the couch