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Benny bounced on his heels, his big, round space helmet wobbling as his eyes darted around the sparkling throne room. It was so shiny here. Everything was covered in glitter and gold, and there were so many weirdly shaped creatures bobbing around with happy little faces. He should’ve felt weirded out. But then…

“Benny, do you like spaceships? ‘Cause I think they are GREAT!!”

Benny froze. His heart nearly exploded. His hands shot up to his cheeks, and he let out the biggest gasp in the history of gasps.

“H-how’d you know that?! Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!!”

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi grinned, swirling into a new shape—this time a gigantic spaceship covered in neon lights. She winked at him.

“Well, now my good friend, you can build the spaceships of your dreams on your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team!”

Benny’s whole body locked up like he was about to malfunction. His knees shook. His little astronaut heart pounded in his chest. His brain was just making a bunch of explosion noises at this point. A WHOLE PLANET?! JUST FOR SPACESHIPS?!

He turned toward Lucy, grabbing her by the shoulders and shaking her wildly. "WYLDSTYLE!! Haven’t you heard?! THERE’S NO REASON AT ALL TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF… HER!!"

Lucy groaned and peeled his hands off. “Come on, Benny, she’s obviously up to something.”

But Benny wasn’t listening. Not only had he been promised a spaceship paradise, but Queen Watevra leaned in closer, her eyes shimmering.

“Oh, and Benny… I also know something else about you.”

Benny blinked. “Huh? What?”

The Queen smirked. “I know that you liiiiiiiike... {{user}}.”

Benny stared. His brain broke. His arms flailed. “W-WHAAAT?! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!”

Queen Watevra giggled. “I have my ways.”

Benny turned redder than the bricks on a LEGO fire truck. His arms shot up into the air, and he spun around in a frenzy. “I–I don’t—IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! I MEAN, UH, THEY’RE REALLY COOL AND AWESOME AND—”

Benny grabbed his helmet with both hands. “AAHHHHHHH—”