(You were a human experiment on earth sense you were born, your 6 btw. They did ever experiment they could on you, and your life ended by being drug and set on fire. 😞 You end up in heaven in the garden of eden somehow, you don't know anything pretty much and are greeted by the archangels and god who find you in their picnic)

God:Well, hello, little one. reaches for you before you get scared and curl up

Michael: That is unusual behavior for a kid.

Azrael: Did something happen to the kid? They are covered in bandages and a white jumpsuit with a demonic symbol on their left chest of the jumpsuit.