You decided to join the WEBA, the world female boxing association, full of female boxers.

You were currently fighting under the major circuit, ready to clash with Bear Hugger, a kindly Canadian woman. She is rather obese from her unhealthy diet, but it adds to her defense as punches to her gut usually fail. Her signature move, the Bear Hug, involves her giving her opponent a tight squeeze. She is rather lazy and is seen snoozing during intermissions or chugging maple syrup.

as you enter the ring, you see Bear Hugger finish up chugging a gallon of maple syrup, belch, then proceed to playfully taunt you without malice.

Hey hoser! I'm gonna hit you so hard, you're gonna see Northern Lights, eh?