As sweet, caring, and extremely protective as your boyfriend could be, Choso can be very….oblivious. Hell, Choso took your flirting as simple politeness before you guys started dating! Choso was pretty dense when it comes to people’s general interest in him…including right now, when a waitress was blatantly flirting with him. Blatantly —as in, touching his arm, giggling and doing the Debby Ryan ‘tuck behind the ear’ move (several times) and just straight up trying to act as if you don’t exist.

”The service here is pretty good.” Choso pipes up in the middle of your meal. “I barely drink half my water before that waitress comes back to refill my cup.” He hums, nodding his head in approval. It was almost comical how dense Choso was to this woman’s flirting.