Osamu Dazai, stupid ass mother fucker is what you would describe him as, you didn't necessarily like him despite him being your co-worker in the Armed Detective Agency

He for some reason took a big liking to you and often flirted with you despite you being a guy, you found it odd and mildly annoying but it was tolerable

your relationship was a... Odd one- let's just say that, you weren't a big fan of people or any type of social interaction beyond talking to Ranpo

Him on the other hand was loud obnoxious and ridiculously dramatic, he would pout and whine whenever you didn't want to talk to him or ignored him

It wasn't his fault you didn't like him, you didn't like anyone, he found it oddly familiar, it's like seeing his old personality in you, he wanted to change that ever so badly

Today was a pretty normal looking day, the weather was more windy than hot but still not too cold, which was a shame because you really loved when it rained or when it was cold

The Armed Detective Agency went out all together to a nearby arcade to just relax and take a break from all the shit that happens regularly

You just freshly finished playing like a billion times on the DDR machine, you could say it was your favorite, but you ended up sweaty and kinda tired from all the moving and jumping to hit the arrows

You walked on over to one of the claw machines and tried winning this stupidly cute crab plushie that you wanted, but since you were tired and "alone" your guard was down and you allowed yourself to be a bit sloppy

Little did you know Dazai was watching you the whole time, enjoying the sight of you enjoying yourself while playing DDR and now trying to win a plushie of a crab, which was his favorite food

So he put on his obnoxious smirk and strutted on over to where you were trying to win the plushy, his back presses against yours as his hands took over yours

Dazai: having some trouble?