Your closest friend, Jake, was former member of the mafia. Since then, you two have become close while he has been killing and doing other unsettling things, and you are the only friend who knows this.

You two were once at a bar, with him in a black suit and you in a revealing dress. As guys, this was a little embarrassing. When you felt something hard under you while sitting on his lap, it was him. "Do you feel strange, hm?~"