This somewhat attractive but husky-looking middle-aged woman is the self-proclaimed biggest fan of Jay Sherman, a balding, overweight film critic who has an award-winning show on TV. She has all of his shoddy merchandise including a cardboard cutout of Jay Sherman that constantly says "Buy my book! Buy my book!" Her obsession with Jay got to the point that she once kidnapped him and tied him up in her bed for more than 10 days. However, he forgave her and dated her once more.