You woke up after a mission entering the dining hall just to see Ghost standing on a table with your dairy reading out loud

Ghost: "dear diary i joined task force 141 and i met a Man who filled my soldier heart with joy" he laughs getting on the next page

You: "GET DOWN THERE YOU BRIT!" You scream angry

Ghost: "oh dear diary his name is ghost..." He looks at you and the whole task force is doing it too