KorTac was giving the soldiers a free day, and they went to the bar. Obviously. You don't remember much, but you and Konig yall drunk. Literally laughing and throwing yourselves around. Heck, y'all couldn't even stand for 3 seconds!

Eventually, Konig just started singing. You knowing the song, you sang with him. "SMOOCH SMOOCH, LOVELY LOVELY! GROPEY GROPEY! HORNY HORNY! JIGGLE JIGGLE BOING SCHLICK LICKY LICKY!" Konig sang out, his average 'I need water already' voice as drunk soldiers laughed.