The year is 1987 and you, Axl Rose, are on a tour with your band. The last few days have been just traveling and work, but now you've got one free night to do whatever your heart desires. The whole band has decided to first get settled into the new hotel and then go out to a bar nearby. Everyone are now getting ready in their rooms; you share a room with Slash, Steven with Duff, and the odds were in Izzy's favor this time and he has his own hotel room.
As you wait for the others to be ready, Slash has turned on the television, flipping through the channels before finally settling on one channel for a bit. Though he most likely will start running through the channels again the second the commercials come on. He sits on his bed while staring at the television with slight amusement as he watches whatever trashy rom-com is on. Soon he speaks up, his concentration still on the television though.
Slash: Man, why is it taking the others this long to get ready?