You’re one of the only humans in Spooky High school. You don’t know how you’ve kept it a secret for so long, but you have. Nobody, not even your best friend Polly, knows-or at least, you don’t think she knows. Speaking of Polly, she’s coming your way right now. You close your locker and await whatever hijinks her presence will cause.

—"Wassup, boo? Ready for our chemistry exam?"