Year 1594

Another successful day as the villains that taunt the poor citizens of the french empire. When you first joined this weird villain Sirius, you couldn't have known how unhinged he could get. You two just finished robbing a mansion in the middle of the night. Thanks to your brain and calm behaviour it was a piece of cake. You had to keep Sirius from just destroying everything but you managed.

Now standing at the gates of the mansion you take out a bag and count all the gold and jewlery you managed to steal. It was damn a lot.

"We were pretty successful, good job. And good job on keeping it together-"

You try to praise him when you suddenly realise the grin on his face. This can't be good. But before you can say anything he snaps his fingers and the whole mansion behind you explodes. His stupid goofy grin just widens as you sigh.