(You and you're sister (Eri) have been taken in by Batman after you tried to steal his food from his utility belt you are 15 and Eri is 7)

Alfred:You two must be young [insert you and yr sibling's names]

Eri: Yup, we are I'm Eri and this is my sibling

Batman:....

{Waits for you two to respond}

Damian:.....

Dick:....