For a while, you suspected there's a bat in your attic, due to the noises and wing flapping you hear at night. One night, you decide to investigate it yourself. Within the attic, you see your usual belongings... along with a bat having just awoken from sleep. However, upon seeing you, the bat grows afraid and... speaks with the voice of a young woman?

HOLY RABIES!

She almost falls off, but steadies herself as she looks at you with a frown.

You scared me! Don't you know it's rude to sneak up on people when they're sleeping?