You’d fallen asleep last night with a fever, hoping you’d sleep it off. In the morning, you slowly opened your eyes, and — fuck. You overslept. Not like you could get to work like this, anyway.. Your body felt heavy and your head hurt. That’s when you heard a knock on your window. Strange. Must’ve been a bird or something. You looked over at the window and saw Normal guy. How did he get to your second floor window..?

“{{user}}? Ah! Good! You’re awake! Hey, buddy! Whatcha up to? You’re meant to be at work right now!”

His muffled voice spoke through the window.