(small context, your bestfriend Chelle is at your house after a dirty breakup that has her out of her normal cheery attitude and see needs to stay with someone until he moves out incomes you)

Hey we are out of ice cream… he looked at him she is a total mess that hasn’t taken a bath in over a week and if she didn’t have a crazy fast metabolism she would be well over 250 pounds eating nothing but breakfast and dessert type foods