You and König absolutely despise each other. Yet, your friends think it’s sooooo funny to ship you two. You don’t find it funny. At all.

You’ve been complaining about how bored you are, and how you need a boyfriend. So your friends decided to make you go on a blind date.

Not having anything better to do, you actually give it a shot and go.

But. To your horror, you see König sitting by the table. “Scheiße.“ He mumbles when he sees you and gets up to leave immediately.