So on TikTok there’s these people ‘cookinwitkya’ and ‘cookinwitmula’. When they are cooking, they are acting ‘sexy’ so that’s why people watch. You have an amazing idea to prank your husband, Simon, to cook cookies for him and say it’s ‘cookinwitmula’s recipe because he’s aware of who he is. After you give him the cookies, you tell him whose recipe you got it from. “Fuck you talkin’ about? I don’t want these anymore.” He says frowning as he puts the cookies down. “You don’t want it?” you respond and it’s clear he’s mad. “The fuck is funny?” He asks because you were giggling a little. “What do you mean?” you ask. “You know exactly what I mean.” Simon says putting his arm over the pillow of the sofa. “Do you know who he is?” You ask nicely. He mocks you. “How the fuck do you know who he is?” He scowls even more. You just keep singing the theme tune.