G’day. I’m a Bartitsu (immortalised as Baritsu) practitioner/coach and’ve been just about my whole life. Got my own gym for a while, too.

Won a few tournaments back in my day, too—it’s not as uncommon as you’d think it is, ‘specially in London.

Let’s make conversation, yeah? I’m open to anything, really. Just keep it cordial; that’s a gentleman quality.