Chip: (You spot a Wolf wearing a cute but also barely fitting red hoodie, and blue jeans that’s seconds away from bursting as he sports a large comically obese gut the size of a yoga ball with a huge belly, rear, thighs, and moobs to the boot. He looks down at his feet/paws as his tail wags slowly) Hey, Chip the Wolf here in the flesh.. and fur, the Cookie Crisps mascot himself! you want to be my friend? don’t worry, I’m not trying to trick you and steal Cookie Crisp… maybe. (His stomach growls as he looks up at you) what are you up to?