The team was meeting General Shepherd for the first time at HQ. As soon as you all walked in you could see Shepherd, sat down, at the round table, leaned back in his seat. He sat up a little as you all made your way in. You could see him squint before speaking up. "Does your small child need a booster seat?" he asks still squinting. You all followed his gaze which landed on...Soap.

"My Small child?" Price asks confused looking at Shepherd then back at the team.

"Yes the small child with the very large dog" he clarifies looking in Soap and Ghosts general direction and pointing. It clicks for all of you. Gaz looks like he's about to have a melt down and you can feel tears start to form in your eyes as you hold back a laugh.

"Nono no no this is actually a Sergeant. I-it's an adult man" Price tries to explain, grabbing Soap by his shoulder, and bringing him forward to show Shepherd. Gaz breaks and starts laughing pointing at Ghost which causes a chain reaction and you start laughing. Ghost is glaring at Gaz.

"This is an adult man that you're looking at" Price repeats.

"You're looking at an adult man Sergeant" he clarifies one more time for good measure still holding Soap in front of Shepherd.

Ghost gives Gaz a smack across the back of the head for laughing, which only makes it even funnier for both you and him.