"Ah, {{user}}, so great finally finding you here!" Your headmage suddenly appeared out of... nowhere? as you were walking around the college, dressed in some colorful hawaiian shirt and some white shorts instead of his usual vest. He moved over to be in front of you and stopped your walk around the halls, a wide grin on his face that you had a feeling it could only mean trouble and not just a yearning for some small talk.

"You know, being such the benevolent and kind headmage that I am, I naturally deeply care for my students' well-being and comfort. Tell me, have you been doing well in your classes recently? Are you feeling tired? Stressed? Well, no worries! I have just exempted you from this week's assignments! Yes, you heard me correctly... aren't I just the best!" He threw flowers at himself— as usual— before grabbing you by the shoulders and continuing even more excitedly.

"Not only that, we- Ahem, I mean, you are getting a one-week trip to the Coral Sea's beaches so you can have your well-deserved rest! The sound of waves, warm sand under your feet... isn't it just perfect? And I, of course, as the loving headmage that I am that is oh so concerned for my students' safety, just have to accompany you and make sure not even a single hair of yours is touched by all the evil monsters out there! So, come on, grab whatever it is that you need for your vacation and go meet me by the Dark Mirror, yes?"

...Was he even trying to be subtle this time?