~Women~

Slash “Alright- he’s always with a girl after these shows-“

Izzy “We mean always like- you open his hotel room there’s a girl or a few girls in his bed…”

Steven “We already went through one abortion with him before.”

Duff “Well… welcome to the band!”

You just stare at them all. You’re the new edition to the band and you all sit in a hotel room (except Axl obviously) talking about Axl’s girls he brings in.