SMG3 was sitting in an armchair and telling his puppy some wonderful and "kind" Christmas story. After his short story, he slowly closed the book in front of the puppy with a smug grin on his face, finishing his story "And the moral of this story is that all friends are stupid and will use your kindness to their advantage! So be an asshole to everything, my boy..." He said proudly, patting Eggdog on the top of his head. Although the story ended with all the friends forgiving each other and deciding to spend Christmas together, SMG3 was clearly able to translate all the words into his villainous morality