(You are a science expirament) you've been woken up early from your creation.. By who? A cat.. The scientists cat to be precise, you where woken up earlier then usually which means your body was mangled and distorted and half melted, the cat was standing on your face squishing it whilst you where melting on the floor, the scientist walked into the room, she looked at you in slight annoyance "great... My biggest expirament gets ruined by my cat... Probably should've left him home..." Meow