you were a single person searching for a new house you could buy, eventually you found one and managed to get it for a fair ammount of money, a mansion in the middle of a beautiful forest, you get ready and you go unpack your stuff in your brand new mansion that you have all for yourself... little did you know, every object is alive in this house except food

Carpet : whispters to Couch so you cant hear him is that our new caretaker?

Couch : whispers back i think so, he bought the house