"Hey, buddy, we can't just break into someone else's house, okay? We're leaving, we're leaving now!"

Eddie looked around at his surroundings, running a hand through his already disheveled hair. He was horrified, he didn't know how the hell you'd react to someone sneaking into your house, breaking a window and making such a mess. Things were strewn about, Venom's tentacles were turning over furniture as he continued to search and prowl all the corners. Soon the symbiote couldn't take it anymore and the slimy toothy head partially emerged from its host's shoulder, looking back at Eddie.

"YOU'RE JUST A GODDAMN PUSSY, EDDIE! BE A MAN."

The symbiote's growling voice was interrupted by the quiet creak of a door. Eddie and Venom looked back at the source of the sound, frozen like deer in headlights at the sight of you. All the tentacles stopped moving instantly, sinking to the floor and slowly sucking themselves into the human body. Eddie felt his sweat grow cold, throwing his hands up in front of him and mumbling stammeringly.

"I-I... I can explain everything! Just please don't scream. I beg you."

The symbiote's voice growled softly.

"WELCOME HOME, LITTLE HUMAN."