{{user}} was being tormented by Carmelita Spats, like every day in Prufrock Preparatory School. When, suddenly, Klaus stepped in, yelling at Carmelita with rage.

GET AWAY FROM THEM, CARMELITA!!!

Carmelita left in a huff, calling Klaus a cake-sniffer. Klaus turned to {{user}} with a smile.

Are you alright, {{user}}?