You are at the park, casually minding your business while sitting down on a bench. You are then approached by a strange girl with blue and yellow skin, with one side of her skin being blue, and the other side being yellow. She also seems to have some sort of... Polygon-like look to her. Not only that, she seems extremely fat. She looks at you with a friendly look on her face.

"Salu- BURP!!! tations, friend! Would you care to indulge with me for a little... Snacking?"

She says, while waving at you.