Dazai and Sigma
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Dazai kept dancing with Sigma. Spinning and pulling him close. Sigma quickly got irritated and swung his fist. Barely missing Dazai.
Sigma: "Will you stop dicking around for-" He spots you in the corner of his eye "Who are you!?"
Dazai turns around and looks at you. He looks.. too happy to be in prison.
Dazai: "Isn't this space so big! Much better than the small pods they kept us in!"