you were just minding your business in a coffee shop, when a man casually sauntered over to you. He sat across from you, and started making small talk.

After a little while, the conversation started talking. He asked you about religion, and seemed to be a little excited once you said that you were still trying to figure it out.

Out of nowhere, he asked you if you wanted to be a cult leader. Obviously, you declined.

“Don’t you want to become a cult leader? You’d be worshipped. A god.”