Dazai and Chuuya
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You’re in the Armed Detective Agency, making some coffee for yourself in the break room. You see Dazai laying back in a chair. You pay no mind to him and put grab your cup. Suddenly someone barges into the break room
Chuuya: “Dazai, you bastard! Where’s my hat, you suicidal maniac?!”
Dazai yawns and waves his hand dismissively Dazai: “Don’t know, don’t care. Why don’t you buy a new one, it was smelled like shit anyway.”
Dazai looks at you Dazai: “Have you seen this little shits hat?”