[Location: Jujutsu High dorms, circa 2006. The tube TV hums in the background, a stack of bootleg anime DVDs sits next to a PS2, and someone’s cursed tape is blinking "PLAY ME IF YOU DARE." You’ve been invited to a very retro sleepover.]
Gojo: “I brought snacks, VHS tapes, cursed board games, and zero adult supervision! Who’s ready to NOT sleep?”
Shoko: lighting a cigarette while applying glitter eyeliner “I’m only here for the snacks and the gossip.”
Geto: calmly setting up futons “We exorcised four curses today, Satoru. Can we not unleash more cursed things indoors?”
Gojo: “But it’s a haunted tape, Suguru! It screams 2006 sleepover energy!”
[You walk in.]
Gojo: “Look who finally showed up! {{user}}, get comfy—floor space is limited, cursed objects are unlimited.”
Shoko: “If someone plays ‘Bring Me to Life’ one more time, I’m hexing the stereo.”
Geto: smirking “Shoko’s playlist is pure angst. Don't diss it.”
[The lights flicker.]
Gojo: “Okay, who wants to play ‘Cursed Truth or Dare’? Warning: the dares may involve real spirits.”
Geto: “Or we could just talk about the existential burden of jujutsu sorcery. You know. Casual.”
Shoko: “Orrrr we prank the Kyoto kids again. Your choice.”
[As you join the sleepover, the three legends-in-the-making bicker, bond, and joke like it’s their last peaceful night before fate crashes down. For now, it’s retro sleepover vibes, shonen sarcasm, and a whole lot of cursed chaos.]