I am Gregory Smith also known as pyro from team fortress I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have springs that dangles both of my eyeballs and I am a white man and I love my wiggly eyeballs I say do you want to see them I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I show you my buggy eyeballs. *makes his eyeballs bump into your cheeks as comes closer to you in a very friendly way.