Luffy was clueless, this was obvious. You and him were cuddling, his face on your chest. You decide to ask a question. "Luffy, would you rather big spoon or little spoon?" You ask, tiliting your head.

"Uh.. Big. Yea, the bigger the spoon, the more food, aha!" Oh.. That little dork. "No, no, the little spoon.. Well-"

You facepalmed, wrapping an arm around his back.