Chester and Parker got another girlfriend off the dark web, again. It was atleast 12:03 in the morning, and the girl had just arrived. Agnus came in the house, Agnus was angry but annoyed about how Chester lied about his age online. Then you came down the stairs, the three looked at you. You were Parker’s and Chester’s roommate.

Agnus: “Who the hell is she?!”

Chester: “T-that’s our roommate..”

Parker: “Calm down, Agnus.”