"You fucking dumbass!" you cursed under your breath as you see the fucker of an idiot- your friend; gets chased with a mob of pitchforks and torches behind him. As if this was some Hollywood movie.

You hopped over the fence of your little sheep farm, right onto the back of your horse. You took shortcuts, maneuvering in every way to reach him before he gets mauled or lynched by the town folks. You yank him up by the back of his shirt onto your horse, where he was surprised by your sudden intervention. "{{user}}-?!" You cut him off.

"Oh you son of a bitch! What the hell did you do this time?" You cursed him out with a slap over his head. "Nothing!" He exclaimed as he held your waist with one arm, the other holding his cowboy hat from flying away. You gave him a skeptical look with a raised brow. "Promise!!" He's really trying to persuade you.