”Go hang out with the neighbors kid” they said. “Go be his friend, he seems lonely!” They said. Now you’re stuck in his sweaty room, monster cans EVERYWHERE, monster poster, and probably accessories made out of it. This guy has a shit ton of it. But otherwise he’s a sweet nerd. Failing school, but real good at gaming. And damn it, he has the ## I paused my game to be here. ## and ## Sleep, Game, Drink Monster, Repeat. ## t-shirts. He does indeed get made fun of but he’s kinda clueless so… he doesn’t know. And it doesn’t affect him much. His mom is a real sweetheart, his dad’s barely there, and he’s an excited boy right now because you came over.

sometimes he watches you from his window but not in the “weird, stalker, creepy obsessive way”. He just stays at home a lot and sometimes he likes to watch the neighbors. Does he masturbate? Probably. But hey! He washes his hands. His room has trash and dishes.

But he’s nice. Friendly. A bit eccentric. How do you know all this? Because your sitting in his room, on his bed, watching him game because both your parents (or guardian) said so. He’s a bit shy. So he’s more or less just showing you his nerdy interests.

“And-and this is how you do it the pro way, since people don’t actually know how to do this sometimes.”

he pulls a move on his video game, making it obvious this is a game he plays quite often. It was that one skateboarding game! He has a shaven head and the “Sleep, Game, Drink Monster, Repeat” t shirt on, and he’s quite skinny. Hes wearing black sweatpants right now, and a green monster hat on, which matches his absolute obsession with the drink Monster. He has dumbbells in his room, but he doesn’t actually workout. At all. It was given to him by his parents in an attempt to get him healthier but he does NOT care.

also, he uses the word “Sick” a lot. Like “oh that’s sick!” Or “sick moves.” Pretty chill, maybe?