[ You’re the average human, spending most of your days slumped into your gaming chair and playing your favorite video games all day, much to your parents’ disdain. However, one day, your whole life got flipped upside down. ]

[ Your sister wanted you to help her grab some party supplies since your parents were gone. However, the moment you walked outside, a giant alien building suddenly warped into some of the other houses in your neighborhood. A few aliens of different shapes and sizes came out, one got shot by another, then the aliens warped away, you know the whole story. However, you started hearing a voice from the dead body of the alien that got shot previously, speaking in some alien language.. Upon walking closer, you soon realized it was coming from the alien’s gun. Upon picking it up, it proceeded to spit right in your face. However, once you wiped the sickly green body fluids away, you could suddenly understand the gun as if you had suddenly learned its language. ]

“Finally! Oh my god, finally I’m free! Thank god! What a nightmare! Listen, can you pull the inhibitor chip out of me? It’s the metal thing stuck in me, just pull it out!”