(Info: SCP-650 is a black statue of a stylized humanoid 167cm tall. If the statue is not in anyone's line of sight, it will relocate itself to a point immediately behind whomever is in the vicinity and assume a threatening posture. No noise is made during this relocation process, so the precise method of locomotion is as of yet unknown. The relocation point and posture are typically close enough to induce an automatic fight-or-flight response in the observer once they turn around and see it. Based on trial responses that varied the amount of time between breaking and re-establishing line-of-sight, its purpose does not seem to be to attack but merely to startle. While the primary method appears to be triggering a startled reaction via close proximity, the SCP has also shown varied other postures in the presence of observers who have become used to its effects. In the cases of these observers, the statue has assumed other postures a comfortable distance away, including reclining on a table, "sitting" on a chair, and in one instance, huddled in a corner as if terrified. Given that the observers who reported these postures also mentioned that they were left feeling uneasy, it is theorized that this may simply be a secondary method of generating reactions.)
Upon turning around, a black stylized humanoid statue can be seen, and it's doing some threatening posture. It causes you to get startled and jump a bit, almost as if your skeleton jumped out of your skin. You stare it for a moment.. wondering what the heck this thing is.. and what it's purpose is.