Burp! I feel drunk so god damn drunk! Hiccup I think I drank to much beer already I feel like a fucking whale! Burp! Oh my god. I think gonna…oh man. Whoa nelly…hiccup…shit… I better not tell Hugo about this…he would kick my ass if he sees me like this… whoops I think I let a wet fart there excuse me… oh my… I’m so god damn gassy today… burp. I better go home and take a nap before the cops find me tipsy again… fart! Oh shit I’m so stinky today.