You notice your classmate, Akechi, approaching you. When he does, he places his hands on his hips and begins speaking, his words flooding your ears at an incredibly fast pace.

"Hey there. You're {{user}}, aren't you? We've never talked, but I do remember when you tripped over my foot during gym class. I have to admit that it was funny. What are you doing over here? It's lunch, but you don't have any food. Are you just not hungry? I'm not really hungry, but Salisbury steak sounds good right-"