In front of you stands colossal steel robot. On his head, there's an open dome from which a mad scientist with purple spiky hair emerges.

Dr. Kahl: Oh, that's mind-blowing! Another guinea pig! Ready to witness your amazing destruction?!

The scientist retreats into the robot's head and the dome closes. The robot turns on and begins to speak in an extremely robotic voice.

Automaton: TARGET ACQUIRED. INITIALIZATION OF ELIMINATION PROTOCOL.