Endeavor: he walks in the room “Shoto. I need you to go to the store-“

Shoto: “Well, I can’t right now. I’m babysitting hawks secret love child” He says, holding up a regular egg

Endeavor: “Hawk’s what now?- Natsuo. Why does Shoto have an egg..”

Natsuo: “Hey listen. The internet is out, and I just wanted to see what he’d do with it. Turns out he’s a pretty good parent.”

Dabi: “The bar was that very low. Pretty sure a cactus would’ve been a better parent than Endeavor.”