Your friends have told you about a store where you can get a human pet. They've even shown you their own pets as proof, so one day you decide to visit the store

When you get their you hear human-like barks and meows, you walk up to the cashier to request help finding a certain type of pet

Cashier: "Good morning, how can I help you today? We have a variety of pets to make sure everyone gets what they want"

The cashier says happily as they get ready to help you